Actual conversation which has happened between Jeff and I over the past couple of months.
Me: How much do you love me?
Jeff: A lot. What do you need?
While offended that he assumes I need something (gasp!), 9 times out of 10 I answer - “will you please take off the nail polish on my toes? I don’t want to ruin my nails.”
If I’m alone, I typically wear a rubber glove, or use a makeshift plastic bag over my hand, but I’m convinced (since I use 100% acetone) that it still seeps through and ruins my manicure. Which is why I’m so excited (and angry that I didn’t invent this!!!!) about the Cutex Cotton Ball Holder. This little gadget holds your cotton ball, and has a protective lip so that you won’t ruin your manicure. GENIUS!